October 24, 2015
Overview
The Pumpkin Spice Run is the time in the Fall when White Girls across America, which have migrated from the suburbs and Forever 21 stores, swim to the upper reaches of Starbucks cafes where they spew pumpkin spice eggs on gravel beds. After releasing their spice, all White Girls and most Atlantic salmon die, and the White Girl life cycle starts over again.
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