Season 14

Opening: Obama and McCain Introduce Season 14 The Johnny Gan Show: Late Night Show Audition The Hills: New Roommate - Anita Eugene HNL Struthers: Jerry O'Connell The Hills: New Roommate - Alison So You Think You Can Dance: President's Edition Music Video: Jerry O'Connell - John Edwards: "Viva La Cheata" The Hills: New Roommate - Caress Coach Hines: Sex Talk Red Carpet Segment: Arden at the FOX Eco Show MADtv Extras: "HNL Bloopers" MADtv Extras: "The Hills - Deleted Scene" Closing: The Hills Extra: New Roommate - Anita

Ellen DeGeneres: I'll Kiss a Girl Show Open: Arden and Keegan debate the Show's Open E-Harmony Parody #1 The Chicago White Sox Manager: Not Raised In America E-Harmony Parody #2 Bobby and Johnny promote the Rice & Beans Energy Bar The Chicago White Sox Manager: Insults a Blind Man E-Harmony Parody #3 Audrina Patridge brings drama to MADtv King Burger Advertises The Dark Knight Toys The Sundance Channel interrupted by Fox News Reports Chris Rose Interviews the Brett Favre Fan-Club Presidents MADtv Extras: King Burger Deleted Scene, Chris Rose Interview Deleted Scene, I'll Kiss a Girl Alternative versions Show Close: Keegan and Cast

Show Open: Matt Braunger and Eric Price Emulate Mad Men John McCain on Facebook #1 Nacho Hernandez Promotes the New iPhone Albanian Idol Matt and Eric Continue to Emulate Mad Men Nacho Hernandez Is Interviewed Again John McCain on Facebook #2 Project Runway Celebrity Edition Sarah Palin Answers Some 'Tough' Questions John McCain on Facebook #3 Arden Myrin at the Eagle Eye Premiere Living Lohan Meets Super Nanny MADtv Extras: Mad Men Out-take Show Close: Arden and Cast

Political sketches and parodies are highlighted. Featured: Nicole Parker as Sarah Palin; Keegan-Michael Key as Barack Obama; Erica Ash as Michelle Obama; Bobby Lee as John McCain; and Arden Myrin as Cindy McCain.

Episode #1405: I Love Lucy 2008, Johnny's Secret Open, Weight Smashers, Real Talk Condi, Celebrity Wedding Videographer, Farhid, Flirty News, Helga's View, Uncle Ed: Airport, Speech Writer

Episode #1406: New TNT show, Jeff Probst Open, 3-Minute Tailgate, Geico, Coach Hines: Confessional, Cottage Life, NBA Cares, Drunk Reporter, Joke Detective, Outtakes

Episode #1407: Kitchen Nightmares, New Music, Kitchen Nightmares Tag, Nacho at the Bank, Lap Dancing with the Stars, Serena, Lap Dancing with the Stars 2, Nacho at the Bank Tag, Guitar Hero World Tour, Bae Sung: Half-time Show, A Brittle Brit British, Lap Dancing with the Stars tag, Show Close

MADtv 1408: I'm More Wizer, Show Open: Thunder Cloud Gives Thanks, New Action Movie, Financial Tips, Batman, Amazing Race, Coffee Twins: Joke Steal, Power, Show Close

MADtv's Best of Holiday Sketches Spectacularly Special Spectacular: CHRISTMAS WRAP, ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, THE REINFATHER, TICKLE ME EMO, ROOFTOP MEMORIES, STUART: MALL SANTA, ALL STAR XMAS SPECTACULAR, FROSTY, APRIL'S CHRISTMAS, SAW 4: JINGLE HELL

Bobby Lee plays matchmaker with his castmates and revisits his alter ego, the Blind Kung Fu Master. Also "Al Pacino" and "Robert DeNiro" play sweetheart cops on MADtv.

Show Open: Jerry Springer's Dysfunctional Family Daughter of Legends #1-2 What Would YOU Do? #1-3 Tafari Jones Workplace Reggae #1-2 Happy Women's Day from MADtv Hanibana #1-2 Today Show Money Saving Tips #1-2 Luann Lockhart's Date #1-2 MADtv Out-takes: Hanibana, Money Saving Tips Final Thought With Jerry Springer Show Close: Nicole Parker and Cast

Spring Breaking News: CNN's "The Situation Room" provides coverage on spring break 2009. Thundercloud Spring Break Open: Eddie Thundercloud compares Native American spring break traditions to modern college spring break. New Everlasting Love: Parody of E-Harmony dating commercials.

Show Open: Kathy Griffin Dr. Phil: On Today's Show: #806 Coldplay Video: #905 House Call: #1101 Mofaz: The Prom: #924 Kathy talks about Michael's dark side. Sean Gidcomb: Supply Closet: #1007 Head of the Family: #412 Kathy talks about Stuart. Stuart Next Door: #914 Moment of Truth: #1314 Michael returns to the MADtv stage for the first time since leaving. Michael tells the audience that the creation of Stuart was inspired by his former career of being a kindergarten teacher. Kathy asks how Michael felt to be canned from the show after 10 seasons for being "difficult". Michael and Kathy thank everyone for watching the show.

Bobby Asks for Forgiveness Beware of Goblins #1-2 eHarmony #1-2 HNS Late Night Fave 5 #1-3 Dictionary Words #1-3 24 with Cheech and Chong Sundance Channel Dan's Classy Ladies Flirty Sanchez MADtv Extras #1-3 Arden Closes

MADtv Episode 1415: The Tagger, Witness Performance, New Everlasting Love, Johnny Gan Game Show, VMW Commercial, AVN Awards, Ribbon Cutting, Automated Service, Cottage Life: Springtime, Sounds Like the 70's and 80's, Johnny Gan Game Show Outtakes

MADtv Episode 1416: Andy Griffith 2009, Bobby's Last Try, Anthony King#1: New Hearing Aid, Anthony King #2: New Cereal, Sesame Street: Billy's Story, Anthony King #3: Olive Garden, Fave 5: The Hulk, Jessica Simpson, and Matthew McConaghey, Coach Hines: Final Straw, Nacho at the Earth Day Rally, Gym Desk Clerk

Episode 1417: MADtv Series Finale on Fox: Fred Willard hosts the "MADtv Gives Back" telethon, and introduces character favorites Oprah Winfrey, Lorraine, Miss Swan, and Kenny Rogers, Sopranos, Obama Video, Johnny Gan, Stuart Montage Clip Package, Nacho at the Phone Bank, Wizard of Oz Lost Episode, Telethon Wrap Up, Coors Commercial