Season 1

Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will.

Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake.

Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan.

A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny.

Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought.

Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared.

Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed.

Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same.

Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save.

Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.