Season 1

Touché helps Captain Ahab hunt Moby Dick.

Touché must return escaped giant ape "King Size Bong" to the circus.

A carnivorous plant with legs escapes from its hothouse. Touché is tasked with retrieving it.

The first military missile with a brain flies off on its own, and Touché is tasked with finding it and returning it to base.

Touché Turtle is hired to track down the Loch Ness Monster.

Touché Turtle's garden is endangered when a bug eats some Super Gro Plant Food and grows super sized.

Touché Turtle is hired to remove the ghost from Murky Manor.

Touché outwits a two-headed giant.

Its medieval England and in a castle a veiled princess bemoans her inability to find a husband to her father the King. The court magician has an idea that he will race a hare and tortoise and turn the winner into a handsome prince. Touché volunteers but on discovering that the unveiled princess is in fact not so fair he forfeits the race and the hare wins the prize.

A turtle-esque human crook impersonates Touché, who is guarding a bank.

Touché must stop a rampaging robot.

Touché and Dum Dum must stop the Batface Bandit from stealing a huge diamond.

Touché Turtle helps the sheriff out with outlaw Billy the Cad.

A hapless cat, whose life is made miserable by a bullying dog, calls Touché for help.

Touché and Dum Dum are at war with a band of wily ants.

Touché Turtle is hired to rescue a kidnapped princess from the Black Knight.

A fire-breathing dragon with nothing else to do hangs around a castle until the annoyed king calls in Touché Turtle.

A kooky German-accented scientist invents anti-gravity pills and calls upon Touché Turtle and Dum Dum to prevent a spy from stealing them.

A farmer enlists Touché Turtle and Dum Dum's help to rid himself of a fast-talking, sheep-stealing wolf.

A mad sorcerer shrinks the king and takes over the kingdom. Can Touché Turtle and Dum Dum restore the rightful ruler to his throne?

Touché Turtle and Dum Dum are hired to protect a mouse from an alley cat.

The pirate, Jolly Roger, challenges Touché Turtle to a fight.

Loco Weed Willy seeks revenge against Touché Turtle after being released from prison.

Touché Turtle must put an end to The Grandma Bank Bandit's crime spree.

Touché Turtle takes The Masked Avenger's place to help a town robbed by a crooked tax collector.

Touché Turtle is called in by a farmer to get rid of a ridiculously fast rabbit.