Season 1

See Richard. Richard sits…and sits…and sits while the clock ticks…and ticks…and ticks.

A pretty girl plus some ugly pants equals a confrontation with pride.

Can Richard eat it all? Should he eat it all? Isn't there something better he can do with his time?

What happens when Richard wants more and there's a little kid behind him who just wants to take her turn?

Pretty girl has a pretty car and Richard drives a beater. What happens next isn't pretty.

It's okay to take out your anger on the beloved school mascot, right? It's just a little knock with a golf cart. What harm could it do?

The pretty girl is back and Richard has a decision to make.