Season 3

Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

25 Episodes Premiered March 2, 2020

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Episodes

YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
EP 1

YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

Mar 2, 2020

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

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News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
EP 2

News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

Mar 9, 2020

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

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“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
EP 3

“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

Mar 16, 2020

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

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Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
EP 4

Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

Mar 30, 2020

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

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Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
EP 5

Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

Apr 6, 2020

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

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BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
EP 6

BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

Apr 27, 2020

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

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News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
EP 7

News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

Mar 30, 2020

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

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Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
EP 8

Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

Apr 13, 2020

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

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A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
EP 9

A Report from the CollegeHumor Office

Apr 20, 2020

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

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U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
EP 10

U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through

May 4, 2020

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

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Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
EP 11

Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

May 11, 2020

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

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Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
EP 12

Mom Disappointed in Son… Again

May 18, 2020

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

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God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
EP 13

God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

May 25, 2020

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

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My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
EP 14

My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

Jun 1, 2020

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

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Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
EP 15

Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)

Jun 22, 2020

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

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Good Morning, River View High!
EP 16

Good Morning, River View High!

Jun 8, 2020

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

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Welcome to Bug News
EP 17

Welcome to Bug News

Jun 15, 2020

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

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Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
EP 18

Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

Jun 29, 2020

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

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I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
EP 19

I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet

Jul 6, 2020

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

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Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
EP 20

Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women

Jul 13, 2020

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

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All Hail Cello Chigglers!
EP 21

All Hail Cello Chigglers!

Jul 27, 2020

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

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Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
EP 22

Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops

Aug 3, 2020

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

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True Confessions of Real Newscasters
EP 23

True Confessions of Real Newscasters

Aug 10, 2020

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

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Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
EP 24

Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball

Aug 17, 2020

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

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Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
EP 25

Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

Aug 24, 2020

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

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