Season 1

Gary overhears his wife, Lisel, talking to someone about a book she is translating. He thinks she is talking to Michael Aspel, and that he will be the next candidate for 'This Is Your Life'.

Gary wants to buy a local church and turn it into a go-kart track.

The old Ferny Heath football team gather together for a reunion photo organised by a national newspaper.

Gary buys a small zoo and has plans to turn it into a theme park.

Gary gets thinking about his roots. He contacts his Mother to try to organise a family reunion. Meanwhile, at Ferny Heath FC it is time for the player of the year award.

Gary is given an honorary PhD by the university, but what is the cost?