Season 3

Gurmit Singh reprises for the third time his role as the Singlish-spouting contractor who goes to school to improve his English. Though Chu Kang has completed the Best English course.

The Phua family attends a wedding dinner and Chu Kang challenges another guest in a yumseng competition.

Chu Kang trains Chu Beng for a wrestling contests resulting in the two brothers coming to blows.

After seeing Ah Goon on Crimewatch, Rosie is convinced that he is a criminal.

Chu Beng turns difficult after bagging the Architect of the future award. With commercial music cue sheet

Ah Ma buys a computer for Aloysius which upsets Margaret, who feels Ah Ma has undermined her authority. Meanwhile, Rosie is struggling with the Population Census forms.

A fashion designer creates a new line of clothes based on Chu Kang and persuades him to be the model. Guest appearances by Lim Yu Beng and Eileen Wee.

Chu Kang is trapped in the bathroom with a client who's about to give birth, while Margaret and Ah Ma deal with an obscene phone caller. .

Chu Kang worries that Ah Ma is getting too attached to her new pet chicken that Rosie wants to get rid of. Meanwhile, Margaret thinks that Chu Kang and Rosie are plotting to kill her..

Phua Chu Kang.com.sg? Well, Chu Kang decides to get his own dot com while Chu Beng struggles to tell Aloysius about the birds and the bees.

Ah Ma's old pal stays at the house, but Rosie wants her out. Chu Kang has to decide whom to side with.

Chu Kang gets an electric shock that allows him to see the future. Meanwhile, Ah Goon, believing that Margaret saved his life, proclaims himself her bodyguard.

Rosie wants to drop a sexy client who's flirting with Chu Kang. The latter persuades her to let Chu Beng act as go-between instead. However, Chu Kang still ends up in bed with the client.

It's a dark and stormy night, and the family think they are being stalked by a pair of serial killers. Chu Kang decides to kill first, rather than be killed.

Unhappy with the PCK website created by Ah Ma, Chu Beng tries to get Chu Kang to hire a professional who turns out to be an old less-than-trustworthy person. Hamish Brown guests.

Rosie takes up driving and her instructor flirts with her. Meanwhile, Chu Kang has a client named Mr Kong whom King Kong thinks is his uncle. Guest stars Bernard Tan.

Rosie quits PCK Pte Ltd! Chu Kang gets King Kong and Ah Goon to replace her. Meanwhile, Margaret loses her voice just before an important interview, and Ah Ma volunteers to play ventriloquist. Guest stars Jim Aitchison, plus Victor Khoo and Charlee.

Ah Ma and Margaret vie for the role of leading lady in Aloysius' new documentary. Meanwhile, Rosie has to decide on whether to come clean on a scam.

Aloysius pretends to be Rosie's son in order for her to participate in a beauty contest. Howeve, Chu Beng and Margaret mistakenly think their son is slipping away from them and try to win him back.

When Chu Kang is bed-ridden after hurting his back, Rosie and Ah Ma fight over taking care of hime. Meanwhile, mild-mannered Chu Beng decides to stand up to the overbearing Margaret.

Chu Kang and Chu Beng get into a heated argument, and now it is war between the brothers Phua. Meanwhile, Frankie Foo tries to woo Rosie, and also teaches Aloysius self-defence as the latter stands up to a bully.

It's Aloysius' first date and he is extremely excited about it. That is, till he tells Chu Kang, Chu Beng and Margaret and each offers their own dating advice. Meanwhile, Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd faces their toughest client yet : a randy older woman who can't keep her hands off the guys.

Chu Kang can't handle a client's canine bodyguard, and Ah Ma concocts a potion to knock him out (the dog, silly, not the man). Meanwhile, Margaret's ex-squeeze drops by for a visit.

Rosie develops an addiction for Margaret's Chilean mangoes. On the work front, Chu Kang and Chu Beng try to get a contract to renovate a hotel in Geylang.

Chu Beng gets in trouble after a drunken stupor with his buddies while Chu Kang's mole grows out of control. Meanwhile, Margaret fears Chu Beng might not be able to perform his manly duties any more. Nicholas Lee guests.

You know the Phua family like the back of your hand, but hear us out here : What if Chu Kang and not Chu Beng were the one with the overseas degree? What if Irene were a sophisticated socialite; Kheng Hua, the Ah Lian; and Pierre, a Beng barber? What a parallel world it would be!